Apple announcement - just in!

[eldeano]

Apple computers announced today the development of a chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them.

[ValenciaSon]

Apple computers announced today the development of a chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them.Too bad the name iTouch was already taken.:rolleyes: You are a bad cat!

[eldeano]

:rolleyes: You are a bad cat!

I'd better not do the Patrick Swayze one, then.

[ValenciaSon]

I'd better not do the Patrick Swayze one, then.I heard he has pancreatic cancer.

[mysalsa]

(...) as women are always moaning that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them.

Muahahahhaha..great. ;D

[eldeano]

I'd better not do the Patrick Swayze one, then.

PM me if you want the Patrick Swayze one. I might have to reply from a cyber cafe in Varsovia, though. :)

[PattyN]

Hmm, they're marketing it under a different name in the U.S. http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/fsj/sadly-the-iboob-breast-implant-mp3-player-wont-be-fast+tracked-by-fake-steve-jobs-335422.php

[gary]

Apple computers announced today the development of a chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them.

Plug n play - presumably the included fm radio is tuned in the usual way

[jubilee]

Are you practising for April 1st?