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Old 9th March 2008, 06:14 PM   #1
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Apple computers announced today the development of a chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them.
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Old 9th March 2008, 06:23 PM   #2
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Apple computers announced today the development of a chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them.
Too bad the name iTouch was already taken. You are a bad cat!
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Old 9th March 2008, 06:33 PM   #3
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You are a bad cat!
I'd better not do the Patrick Swayze one, then.
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Old 9th March 2008, 06:38 PM   #4
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I'd better not do the Patrick Swayze one, then.
I heard he has pancreatic cancer.
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Old 9th March 2008, 10:12 PM   #5
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(...) as women are always moaning that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them.
Muahahahhaha..great.
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I'd better not do the Patrick Swayze one, then.
PM me if you want the Patrick Swayze one. I might have to reply from a cyber cafe in Varsovia, though.
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Hmm, they're marketing it under a different name in the U.S. http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/fsj/sadly...obs-335422.php
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Apple computers announced today the development of a chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them.
Plug n play - presumably the included fm radio is tuned in the usual way
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Are you practising for April 1st?
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