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Old 7th July 2009, 10:30 AM   #163
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Three surgeons were talking about their preferred type of patient. The first one said
"I like to operate on accountants, once you get in there everything is numbered."
The second disagreed and said,
"Electricians are best, all their organs are colour coded!"
No, no, no," said the third. Politicians are the easiest. Once you open them up there is no heart, no balls, no guts and no spine - in fact the only two moving parts are the mouth and the arse - and they're interchangeable!!"
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